Crack

Crack was made by the white devil to kill all black people. However, selling it is a good income.

Basketball

Why work. Basketball is part of our DNA. We own the NBA. Basketball get's us into college for free where we can fuck around for one year then go pro.

Ski Masks

Ski masks are an all time favorite of mine. Nothing helps us black men rob you white devils. When crackers see us coming with a ski mask, they know exactly what to do. Hand over the slave money you owe us.

Pimps

Why work? When you work the white man makes you pay taxes. Taxes is whitey's way of saying, "Hey, work hard and give me your money, nigger." Pimping is a way for us brothers to earn cash without giving it back to the white devil.

Afro

Afro was our way of having bigger hair than you crackers. Since our dicks are already bigger, why not have bigger hair?

Speakers

Us blacks love our speakers. We like them to be loud. We want crackers to know we are near. We will put $5000 worth of speakers in a $265 car. That's the way us brothers be rolling.

Food Stamps

Why pay for shit when whitey will take care of us? Sure my brother makes $45,000 a year selling crack, but he has a "disability" and can't work. Therefore the white man sends him food stamps. How do you think he pays for his 11 kids and 4 baby mommas?