Food Stamps

Why pay for shit when whitey will take care of us? Sure my brother makes $45,000 a year selling crack, but he has a "disability" and can't work. Therefore the white man sends him food stamps. How do you think he pays for his 11 kids and 4 baby mommas?

Bling

Bling is what the black man is all about. Whitey stole our gold and diamonds from Africa, so in America we show off by wearing bling. When whitey sees a bro with bling he get's scared. It's our way of showing the cracker who's the boss.

Hero to the Black Man - Tiger Woods

He married a white ho. He banged tons of white hoes. He took over golf, the white man's sport. What better black man than Tiger Woods? He even cheated on his white ho with other white hoes. A hero to all of Black mankind.

Only good White Man of All time

He dressed like a pimp. Had cash flow. Drove a Cadillac. And best of all, he made fried chicken. Whites are all devils. But Col. Sanders was sent from the Ebony god to please and make the black man happy.

Free Cable

Black people should never pay for cable. If you live by whitey, simply steal his cable. They owe us for slavery. They can at least pay us back with free ESPN.

Asian Women love black meat

Yellow skin, black cock. You know these Asian bitches can't say no to our black snake. When you live your life surrounded by small 4 inch Asian penis, what Asian girl can resist the black python?

Ugly Fat White bitches

Us black men be digging some ugly fat white bitches. Why? Because their fellow white man don't want, so we take whitey left-overs.

Rims

Us black men love rims. We will steal em if need be. We will spend $20,000 on rims to put on a $375 car.

Fried Chicken

Second to only pussy, fried chicken was god's gift to the black man. KFC and Popeyes both give me boners. Col. Sanders was the only good white man to ever live. He had to be a black man for real.

White Women

Us black men love white women. It's our way of sticking it to the white man for all the years of mistreatment. We love white women as much, if not more, than fried chicken.

Wat's up

This blog is dedicated to the rich history of African Americans. Being black I am sick of whitey talking about us. Therefore I will use this blog to teach true black history without the white devil's spin on things.